My birthday falls on New Years Eve and so I am always guaranteed a party atmosphere the whole day long. Last year I hosted a Fancy Dress party --- well, it was more of a theme night --- the theme being 'Gangsters and Tarts ' ! Not very original, I know , but nevertheless great fun .
Everyone entered into the spirit of the theme and all the guests turned up looking suitably sleazy in wonderfully authentic outfits. In fact I didn't recognize some of my girlfriends, I think they had put their makeup on with trowels.
There were 'Mafia' bosses and 'strippers' and 'ladies of the night' in every corner of the room and the music blaring out was seductively sensuous.
It really was one of the noisiest parties I have ever had and all the movers and groovers on the dance floor sounded like a dozen earth pounders as they stamped their way through tango after tango.
I had forced my ample bosom into a tiny red satin basque, teamed it with a tight black skirt, split almost to the waist and was draping myself around a guy in a white 1930s suit and black shirt -- very ' Robert de Niro' -- funnily enough he was Italian . Well we were having the usual playful slap and tickle and attempting a rather steamy Argentinian Tango when I noticed things were getting rather heated on the other side of the room. I extricated myself from ' De Niro's' grasp and sashayed over to see what was going on .
One scantily clad lady, slightly rounder and more 'blowsy' than any of my usual friends , was propositioning my neighbours husband and my neighbour was having none of it.
''No-one barters with my bloke ,'' she screamed , '' Take your filthy suggestions back onto the street, you wh..............''
Before she could say any more the gate-crasher, for that is what she was, flew at the indignant woman and what can only be described as a heated 'cat-fight' broke out. Soon other women joined in, taking sides and screaming like banshees, pulling hair and ripping bodices and scratching with their crimson nails. It was mayhem.
There is very little more depressing than hearing the chimer ringing in the New Year, while sitting in a cold police cell.
So, for those of you who may think my Countdown Challenges have become a little too 'fluffy', this was the second storyline. Still following the same Rules and words, details of which can be found on Matt's blog page /http://miblodelcarpio.blog.co.uk/ . The words included are ;
Noisiest, Hosted, Pounders, Movers, Chimer, Trowels, Draping, Barters, Rounder, Ample, Long .
Wednesday, 30 November 2011
Tuesday, 29 November 2011
Countdown Word Challenge Number 12
This time of year is so busy in the grooming business and I am constantly playing ''catch up'' . However , I am reluctant to forego all my hobbies and I try to keep everything going along as normal , I can collapse in January !!! So, bearing that in mind I have been composing todays Challenge entry in my head and am now typing it during what I laughingly call my ''lunch break'' . Now thats dedication !!
Todays words are ;
LONG , POUNDERS , CHIMER , BARTERS , DRAPING , TROWELS , HOSTED , AMPLE , NOISIEST , MOVERS , ROUNDER .
I notice that the laptops spell-check doesn't like POUNDERS , but what does it know ?
Lost.
" This part of the market really is the noisiest '', thought Susie , as she wandered down the long aisle between the stalls . The Christmas lights twinkled and the festive music blared out of countless CD players and all around people hustled and bustled in the chilly December air .
She wasn't really sure how she had ended up in this part of town , it wasn't one of her usual haunts . But her friend Mimi had hosted a rather wild party earlier and Susie hadn't been to one of those before . It was a sort of Christmas 'get together ' for many of the local residents and Mimi had guided her through the streets to the venue . Susie had tried not to show her disappointment , but these trendy warehouses were not her idea of a party location . She found it all rather scruffy and dirty and had wrinkled her pretty nose in disgust and after the food and drink had been served she told Mimi she wanted to leave . It soon became obvious that her friend had no inclination to leave so soon , she was busy gossiping in such a catty way , so Susie had decided to find her own way home .
She walked slowly, wending her way through fast-food containers, chunks of discarded quarter-pounders and squashed fizzy-drinks cans . All around her the movers and shakers of the City were rushing about ,almost trampling her in their haste to catch the tube, bus, taxi, train , whatever , as the chimer on the clock began to strike 6pm .... home time !!!
Susie paused and watched as the stall holder beside her packed up the trowels and screwdrivers and various other tools and hardware that he had for sale and loaded them into his van, draping a tarpaulin over them when he was done. Soon he would be homeward bound, home to his family, work finished for the day .
Susie sighed and wished she was home , far away from this confusing place . Away from the rushing feet , the last minute shoppers trying to secure a bargain with frantic barters and good- natured banter .
The lights began to dazzle her and she sat on a wooden fruit box and sadly surveyed the rotting tomatoes and bruised apples lying under a nearby stall . She felt sick and wondered if that sardine pate had been past its 'use -by' date . She was hopelessly lost , what was she going to do ?
Suddenly she looked up and there was a figure she recognized , a lovely friendly figure , much rounder than anyone else nearby . Susie was lifted up and pressed into an ample bosom and she purred contentedly as her owner said ,
'' Oh Susie , what are you doing here ? I 've been looking everywhere for you ,you silly cat . I was so worried when I saw you running off with that naughty Mimi from next door , she's no better than an alley cat . Come on ,lets go home ''
So that is my effort for this week , although now that I have typed it out another storyline has popped into my head . Ah , well , there is always another day . If you would like to try this challenge you can find details and rules on Matt's blog page http://miblodelcarpio.blog.co.uk/ . Do try it , its great fun . Now back to work .
Todays words are ;
LONG , POUNDERS , CHIMER , BARTERS , DRAPING , TROWELS , HOSTED , AMPLE , NOISIEST , MOVERS , ROUNDER .
I notice that the laptops spell-check doesn't like POUNDERS , but what does it know ?
Lost.
" This part of the market really is the noisiest '', thought Susie , as she wandered down the long aisle between the stalls . The Christmas lights twinkled and the festive music blared out of countless CD players and all around people hustled and bustled in the chilly December air .
She wasn't really sure how she had ended up in this part of town , it wasn't one of her usual haunts . But her friend Mimi had hosted a rather wild party earlier and Susie hadn't been to one of those before . It was a sort of Christmas 'get together ' for many of the local residents and Mimi had guided her through the streets to the venue . Susie had tried not to show her disappointment , but these trendy warehouses were not her idea of a party location . She found it all rather scruffy and dirty and had wrinkled her pretty nose in disgust and after the food and drink had been served she told Mimi she wanted to leave . It soon became obvious that her friend had no inclination to leave so soon , she was busy gossiping in such a catty way , so Susie had decided to find her own way home .
She walked slowly, wending her way through fast-food containers, chunks of discarded quarter-pounders and squashed fizzy-drinks cans . All around her the movers and shakers of the City were rushing about ,almost trampling her in their haste to catch the tube, bus, taxi, train , whatever , as the chimer on the clock began to strike 6pm .... home time !!!
Susie paused and watched as the stall holder beside her packed up the trowels and screwdrivers and various other tools and hardware that he had for sale and loaded them into his van, draping a tarpaulin over them when he was done. Soon he would be homeward bound, home to his family, work finished for the day .
Susie sighed and wished she was home , far away from this confusing place . Away from the rushing feet , the last minute shoppers trying to secure a bargain with frantic barters and good- natured banter .
The lights began to dazzle her and she sat on a wooden fruit box and sadly surveyed the rotting tomatoes and bruised apples lying under a nearby stall . She felt sick and wondered if that sardine pate had been past its 'use -by' date . She was hopelessly lost , what was she going to do ?
Suddenly she looked up and there was a figure she recognized , a lovely friendly figure , much rounder than anyone else nearby . Susie was lifted up and pressed into an ample bosom and she purred contentedly as her owner said ,
'' Oh Susie , what are you doing here ? I 've been looking everywhere for you ,you silly cat . I was so worried when I saw you running off with that naughty Mimi from next door , she's no better than an alley cat . Come on ,lets go home ''
So that is my effort for this week , although now that I have typed it out another storyline has popped into my head . Ah , well , there is always another day . If you would like to try this challenge you can find details and rules on Matt's blog page http://miblodelcarpio.blog.co.uk/ . Do try it , its great fun . Now back to work .
Sunday, 27 November 2011
Favourite Poetry. [ An Occasional Series ]
I have always loved poetry . Even as a very young child I was fascinated by the rhymes in childrens books and as I grew older I was captivated by a poems ability to perfectly describe my feelings . To make me laugh , cry or simply to think more carefully about the world around me . Unfortunately my own feeble attempts at poetry have never lived up to my expectations and I am in awe of anyone who can master the art.
However, I still love to read poetry and , with that in mind, I have decided to share a few of my favourite verses and maybe inspire some of you to do the same . And so I start this series with a poem by the American , Robert Frost , for no other reason than it came to me during the rainstorm last night.
Acquainted with the Night
by Robert Frost
I have been one acquainted with the night
I have walked out in rain -- and back in rain.
I have outwalked the furthest city light.
I have looked down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the watchman on his beat
And dropped my eyes , unwilling to explain.
I have stood still and stopped the sound of feet
When far away an interrupted cry
Came over houses from another street,
But not to call me back or say goodbye;
And further still at an unearthly height,
O luminary clock against the sky
Proclaimed the time was neither wrong nor right.
I have been one acquainted with the night.
This poem has kept me company through many sleepless nights as I often suffer from insomnia , but there are many reasons for wandering the streets , or rooms of a house , when it seems that all the world is asleep !
However, I still love to read poetry and , with that in mind, I have decided to share a few of my favourite verses and maybe inspire some of you to do the same . And so I start this series with a poem by the American , Robert Frost , for no other reason than it came to me during the rainstorm last night.
Acquainted with the Night
by Robert Frost
I have been one acquainted with the night
I have walked out in rain -- and back in rain.
I have outwalked the furthest city light.
I have looked down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the watchman on his beat
And dropped my eyes , unwilling to explain.
I have stood still and stopped the sound of feet
When far away an interrupted cry
Came over houses from another street,
But not to call me back or say goodbye;
And further still at an unearthly height,
O luminary clock against the sky
Proclaimed the time was neither wrong nor right.
I have been one acquainted with the night.
This poem has kept me company through many sleepless nights as I often suffer from insomnia , but there are many reasons for wandering the streets , or rooms of a house , when it seems that all the world is asleep !
Saturday, 26 November 2011
Freewriting Exercise.( 2 )
Well, I'm having another go at this freewriting lark but goodness only knows what will come out today . Its been a weird sort of day , all drizzly and grey but I have been in an extremely good mood as though nothing can bring me down . this is my usual outlook on life and I must admit it does drive people mad > I can see how it must be annoying to have this Pollyanna character whizzing around , all sweetness and light and you are feeling ill or hungover or just plain miserable , but thats how i am and I guess I'm too old to change now . What do I do thats so annoying? well, I sing , dreadfully out of tune , I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket but I do so love to sing and in my head it sounds absolutely perfect . Of course those around me are all wincing and leaving the room and I am warbling away like some erstwhile Renata Tebaldi and this is made all the more frustrating due tio the fact that I find it extremely easy to learn lyrics I usually only have to hear something a couple of times and I know the words , always provided I can hear the words in the first place of course . unfortunately that is not always the case with some of the groups or should I say bands , yes they are called bands nowadays aren't they ? heavens i remembered to insert a question mark , wonders will never cease . Anyway I was talking about singing , oh yes , well I have always found it easy to learn words of songs , poems , dialogue and passages from books . Passages , that reminds me of Alan Bennett and his Mum or Aunt scooping up some of the burning coals from the fire in the kichen and rushing down the passage to deposit it in the hearth in the best parlour . My gran used to do that , we all had to stand clear while she did this and the smell of smoke used to linger in the passage for hours afterwards . I wonder what health and safety would make of that nowadays . They would probably have a fit . Oh another annoying thing I do is dancing . I dance around all the time and jiggle about to any music , even the music on the tv adverts . I also do silly exercises , this are a particular annoyance to my OH and my daughter as both suffer from back problems while I can stand with straight legs and place the palms of my hands on the floor , they wince when I do that too , in fact it seems to be my mission in life is to make people wince . Wasn't there a weather girl called Wincey ? Or have I made that up . And dont even get me started on playing silly games I do that all the time with my grandkids . I dont think I want to grow up, all the grownups gets so boring and forget to have fun and give me those disapproving stares and whisper to each other and askif Ive been drinking and look at the level of the Gin bottle . haha , well I actually don't drink very much at all , well when I say drink I mean alcohol , why do people always mean alcohol ? I mean you would get blooming well thirsty if you didn't drink something , water or such . So, I dont drink very much alcohol , I don't need to be drunk to lose my inhibitions . I'm really prattling on tonight and I fear that this may be a bigger load of rubbish than normal and I am so aware that there are certain things that i am deliberately blocking from my thoughts because they might slip down to my fingers and end up on this page . Its very hard to have a sort of Passport control area in my head . Acceptable thoughts pass straight through the green channel and unacceptable thoughts have to wait in line to be investigated and strip searched and have their passport stamped 'entry refused ' .They are the terrorists , they have the potential to self destruct and blow everything apart so they must stay away and not be allowed to appear on this page . And why do I keep thinking about Goa , perhaps its because I saw it on Tv this morning , that chap who cooks fish was there and he came all the way back to England to cook lobster , stupid man , I would have stayed there and never come home . Oh yes Rick Stein , I think thats who I mean . Well Rick Stein you are an idiot . Perhaps thats why I'm dreaming of Goa , and I think that must be time . Is it , yes it is .
I tried not to correct my typos and punctuation quite so much this time , but it does upset my ''tidy'' mind .
I tried not to correct my typos and punctuation quite so much this time , but it does upset my ''tidy'' mind .
Never Trust Someone Who Says They Know The Way !
I have a fairly good geographic knowledge of the UK . and have travelled to all but the most remote regions of our lovely island . I have lived in the South and the North , including Scotland and have rarely been lost as I always have my trusty map ( and , nowadays , a Sat-Nav ) and I am not afraid to ask for directions (males please take note !).
Having 'Dog Showing ' as a hobby means that I have travelled the length and breadth of the British Isles , often on my own , as my husband frequently worked away from home . And so , during the 80s and 90s , most weekends you would find me driving along the highways and byways to some venue or another with a car full of dogs and 2 children.
Finding the towns was the simple part, but often the venues were slightly more of a challenge . However, the various Dog Clubs and Societies anticipated this problem by printing a very basic map on the back of the Show schedule . Just a sort of quick outline of the main streets with the Sports Centre , Village Hall, Playing Field , or any other venue , highlighted . X most certainly marked the spot ! And so all was rosy in my world and I continued happily driving to shows , where the only stress I encountered was whether or not Terrible Tarquin was going to behave and just exactly when my daughter was going to say , in a little trembly voice ,
" Mum, I feel sick ! "
We were living in Scotland , 15 miles North of Aberdeen and I guess it must have been the mid 80s when I first heard about the Ladies Kennel Ass. of Scotland 's Open Show . Someone told me it was a great show and that they had lots of Afghan Hound Classes so I thought I would give it a try . It was to be held late in the year in Johnstone , which is about 12 miles West of Glasgow and part of the largest conurbation in Scotland . I phoned for the schedule and duly filled in the entry form , enclosed a not inconsiderable cheque and that was that . The schedule was filed away and I thought no more about it until a week before the show when , to my consternation , I realised there were no directions whatsoever to the venue !
Well, I knew how to get to Glasgow, how to negotiate the ring road and avoid the City Centre and I knew the general direction to go after that , But Johnstone itself was a mystery to me and I had no map of the town . Remember, this was before Google maps or Sat-Nav !!
My first instinct was to just 'go for it' . I have always been intrepid with an optimistic outlook and things usually worked out , but my husband , who was on an oil platform 140 miles out in the North Sea , informed me that all was well . Apparently he had a work-mate who was born and bred in Johnstone and knew exactly where the Community Centre was and that detailed directions were winging their way to me courtesy of British Airways Helicopters and good old Royal Mail !! Sorted !!
And so the day dawned , a chilly but dry Sunday morning . It must have been about 5am when I loaded up my trusty old blue Cortina Estate and pushed my two sleepy , sluggish offspring into their seats and off we went. On a cold, clear morning the drive from Aberdeen , down the A90 towards Dundee is a lovely , picturesque journey . Startled deer run out and hesitate before hurtling across the road and vanishing into deep forests and every now and then the North Sea looms beside you , still and grey and oh so cold and supply ships and tankers glint in the distance as the first light of dawn reflects off their radio masts . Pretty little white-washed cottages are dotted along the road side and rolling hills lie like petticoats around the higher mountains .
And then, after Dundee , the glorious stretch of the A92 as it hugs the silver Tay and snakes through some of the most fertile land in Scotland . Through fields of raspberry canes and logan berries and Tayberries , all hung with a frosty mist in the early November sunshine . Then the road rises slightly as it nears the lovely city of Perth that lies , nestled in a huge bend of the river . The grey towers and turrets of the old buildings taking on a pink glow as the dawn light moves ever Westward.
On we went , onto the A9 and down through more forests and fields , dropping ever downwards, leaving the hills and mountains behind us . Past the huge , sombre castle , high up on the cliffs at Stirling and down to the Clyde valley and the giant sprawl of Glasgow , far in the distance . It really was the most glorious morning , God was in his heaven , all was right with the world .
Just after Cumbernauld there used to be a long steep slope down to some traffic lights . I think it has changed now , but , anyway, back in the 80s thats how it was ! So, we were pootling along , my daughter , in the back seat , whining about being sick and me saying that if she was she had better be sure not to get any on the dogs ( I'm all heart ) and my son , aged 17 , flopping in the passenger seat , resenting the fact that he had been forced to give up his Sunday 'lie in' and come to a 'bloody dog show' when disaster struck !
The car started to pull to the left in a most alarming way and then we had to stop at the traffic lights . I told my son, an apprentice mechanic , about the cars strange behaviour , but he just grunted in the way teenagers do and so when the lights turned green , off I went . Or ,at least , I didn't !! The car sort of juddered and lurched and made the weirdest drumming noise and I stopped and my son said ; calmly , I thought , seeing as we were in the middle of a junction ,
" Oh, I think we have a flat tyre !" Marvellous !!!
Of course the spare tyre in the Cortina Estate was under the floor of the tailgate , so we had to unload all the show equipment and carry it over to the pavement and get the two Afghan Hounds onto the backseat with my car-sick daughter . Thank goodness it was still early on a Sunday morning and traffic was still very light .
Out came the spare tyre , out came the tools , out came the jack ........ oh dear , NO JACK !! We hunted and searched and then hunted again , just to be sure , but no , we had no jack ! Bloody hell !!
Across the road , about half a mile in the distance I could see a branch of Halfords and so I piled the dogs and show stuff back into the car and , leaving my son in charge , I set off , hoping to buy a jack . I was almost there when it dawned on me that it was only about 7.45 on a Sunday morning , in Scotland . Halfords would not be open for hours , if at all . And so I traipsed back to the car and decided to phone the AA . At least I had one of the early mobile phones , the ones that were like half a house-brick !!
We waited for what seemed like hours , but was actually only about 30mins , for a grinning AA man to rescue us from the junction, change the wheel and admonish me for not checking my tool kit , yada, yada, yada !! Then we loaded up again and set off . I was increasingly sure that we should abandon the trip but , damn , we were not far away now and we could still make it if we got a wiggle on. I was so intent on trying to make up some of our lost time and still rather shaken by the whole experience , that I didn't notice that I had gone past the sliproad for the bypass . It was only when I found myself surrounded by taxis and buses and busy streets that I realised I had driven straight into the centre of Glasgow and the dreaded 'one way ' system ........... and I had no idea which 'one way' I should be taking !
Using some sort of weird second sight and 'bat like' sense of direction . we eventually found ourselves emerging from the city , entering the suburbs and actually on the ring road ! It was going to be alright !!
We hurtled along the M8 and onto the A737 and into the outskirts of Johnstone . My son unfolded the directions , so carefully written and sent from the middle of the North Sea and began to read them out to me ,
" Enter Johnstone and you will see a pub called , whatever , on the right ......"
Ok , we all looked for the pub .....nothing . Plenty of pubs but none with the correct name . I drove a bit further ......still nothing . Ok , read the next bit ,
" Turn right at the church ,"
Hmmmm, well a church , in Scotland , is a fairly easy thing to find . There seems to be at least 6 on every street and they all look pretty similar , so that was not really very helpful , but we bravely ploughed on . The directions went on in a similar , very ambiguous , non-specific manner , but we followed them as best we could , zig-zagging across the town for about 20mins until we finally ended up in a row of back-street garages . At this point I was almost suicidal . I had two restless Afghans , one bilious daughter , and a son who was being yelled at because I was so stressed .
We stopped beside the row of garages and I grabbed the bloody directions , tore them into a dozen pieces and flung them out of the window . Sorry Johnstone !! Then I decided to trust my own instincts .
We were horribly lost and I had no idea if we were even on the right side of town , but I sat and calmed down and thought ,
" If I was a town planner , where would I put a Community Centre ?"
Then I started the car and drove first right and then next left and there in front of me was a car with dogs in the back ! I took a deep breath and decided to follow this car. For all I knew they were on their way to a park for a walk , but they could also be going to the show . I had nothing to lose , if I didn't find the venue soon I would miss the classes so to heck with it .
I followed the car as it wended its way down road after road , I was Steve McQueen in 'Bullitt' ! Then , suddenly the driver indicated left and pulled onto the drive of a large house . I lost the will to live and wanted to cry with frustration , but I was still watching the people we had followed and they were getting out of the car and walking up the road with their dogs instead of going into the house . Why were they doing that , I wondered and then my son shouted ,
" Look there , Mum . Is that it ?"
And , oh yes, just a few yards away , was a large building and car park full of cars and lots and lots of dogs . Dogs on leads , dogs in crates , show dogs excitedly pulling their owners towards the Community Centre !! Salvation !!
I parked the car in the only available space and my son poured me a coffee from the flask. I held it with shaking hands and vowed to never ever again come to blooming Johnstone .
Incidentally , Tarquin actually won his class and went Reserve Best of Breed , although he did do a few cartwheels and jumped over my shoulders .
Our beautiful black and silver Cleo won Best of Breed and went on to be Best in Show !!
Having 'Dog Showing ' as a hobby means that I have travelled the length and breadth of the British Isles , often on my own , as my husband frequently worked away from home . And so , during the 80s and 90s , most weekends you would find me driving along the highways and byways to some venue or another with a car full of dogs and 2 children.
Finding the towns was the simple part, but often the venues were slightly more of a challenge . However, the various Dog Clubs and Societies anticipated this problem by printing a very basic map on the back of the Show schedule . Just a sort of quick outline of the main streets with the Sports Centre , Village Hall, Playing Field , or any other venue , highlighted . X most certainly marked the spot ! And so all was rosy in my world and I continued happily driving to shows , where the only stress I encountered was whether or not Terrible Tarquin was going to behave and just exactly when my daughter was going to say , in a little trembly voice ,
" Mum, I feel sick ! "
We were living in Scotland , 15 miles North of Aberdeen and I guess it must have been the mid 80s when I first heard about the Ladies Kennel Ass. of Scotland 's Open Show . Someone told me it was a great show and that they had lots of Afghan Hound Classes so I thought I would give it a try . It was to be held late in the year in Johnstone , which is about 12 miles West of Glasgow and part of the largest conurbation in Scotland . I phoned for the schedule and duly filled in the entry form , enclosed a not inconsiderable cheque and that was that . The schedule was filed away and I thought no more about it until a week before the show when , to my consternation , I realised there were no directions whatsoever to the venue !
Well, I knew how to get to Glasgow, how to negotiate the ring road and avoid the City Centre and I knew the general direction to go after that , But Johnstone itself was a mystery to me and I had no map of the town . Remember, this was before Google maps or Sat-Nav !!
My first instinct was to just 'go for it' . I have always been intrepid with an optimistic outlook and things usually worked out , but my husband , who was on an oil platform 140 miles out in the North Sea , informed me that all was well . Apparently he had a work-mate who was born and bred in Johnstone and knew exactly where the Community Centre was and that detailed directions were winging their way to me courtesy of British Airways Helicopters and good old Royal Mail !! Sorted !!
And so the day dawned , a chilly but dry Sunday morning . It must have been about 5am when I loaded up my trusty old blue Cortina Estate and pushed my two sleepy , sluggish offspring into their seats and off we went. On a cold, clear morning the drive from Aberdeen , down the A90 towards Dundee is a lovely , picturesque journey . Startled deer run out and hesitate before hurtling across the road and vanishing into deep forests and every now and then the North Sea looms beside you , still and grey and oh so cold and supply ships and tankers glint in the distance as the first light of dawn reflects off their radio masts . Pretty little white-washed cottages are dotted along the road side and rolling hills lie like petticoats around the higher mountains .
And then, after Dundee , the glorious stretch of the A92 as it hugs the silver Tay and snakes through some of the most fertile land in Scotland . Through fields of raspberry canes and logan berries and Tayberries , all hung with a frosty mist in the early November sunshine . Then the road rises slightly as it nears the lovely city of Perth that lies , nestled in a huge bend of the river . The grey towers and turrets of the old buildings taking on a pink glow as the dawn light moves ever Westward.
On we went , onto the A9 and down through more forests and fields , dropping ever downwards, leaving the hills and mountains behind us . Past the huge , sombre castle , high up on the cliffs at Stirling and down to the Clyde valley and the giant sprawl of Glasgow , far in the distance . It really was the most glorious morning , God was in his heaven , all was right with the world .
Just after Cumbernauld there used to be a long steep slope down to some traffic lights . I think it has changed now , but , anyway, back in the 80s thats how it was ! So, we were pootling along , my daughter , in the back seat , whining about being sick and me saying that if she was she had better be sure not to get any on the dogs ( I'm all heart ) and my son , aged 17 , flopping in the passenger seat , resenting the fact that he had been forced to give up his Sunday 'lie in' and come to a 'bloody dog show' when disaster struck !
The car started to pull to the left in a most alarming way and then we had to stop at the traffic lights . I told my son, an apprentice mechanic , about the cars strange behaviour , but he just grunted in the way teenagers do and so when the lights turned green , off I went . Or ,at least , I didn't !! The car sort of juddered and lurched and made the weirdest drumming noise and I stopped and my son said ; calmly , I thought , seeing as we were in the middle of a junction ,
" Oh, I think we have a flat tyre !" Marvellous !!!
Of course the spare tyre in the Cortina Estate was under the floor of the tailgate , so we had to unload all the show equipment and carry it over to the pavement and get the two Afghan Hounds onto the backseat with my car-sick daughter . Thank goodness it was still early on a Sunday morning and traffic was still very light .
Out came the spare tyre , out came the tools , out came the jack ........ oh dear , NO JACK !! We hunted and searched and then hunted again , just to be sure , but no , we had no jack ! Bloody hell !!
Across the road , about half a mile in the distance I could see a branch of Halfords and so I piled the dogs and show stuff back into the car and , leaving my son in charge , I set off , hoping to buy a jack . I was almost there when it dawned on me that it was only about 7.45 on a Sunday morning , in Scotland . Halfords would not be open for hours , if at all . And so I traipsed back to the car and decided to phone the AA . At least I had one of the early mobile phones , the ones that were like half a house-brick !!
We waited for what seemed like hours , but was actually only about 30mins , for a grinning AA man to rescue us from the junction, change the wheel and admonish me for not checking my tool kit , yada, yada, yada !! Then we loaded up again and set off . I was increasingly sure that we should abandon the trip but , damn , we were not far away now and we could still make it if we got a wiggle on. I was so intent on trying to make up some of our lost time and still rather shaken by the whole experience , that I didn't notice that I had gone past the sliproad for the bypass . It was only when I found myself surrounded by taxis and buses and busy streets that I realised I had driven straight into the centre of Glasgow and the dreaded 'one way ' system ........... and I had no idea which 'one way' I should be taking !
Using some sort of weird second sight and 'bat like' sense of direction . we eventually found ourselves emerging from the city , entering the suburbs and actually on the ring road ! It was going to be alright !!
We hurtled along the M8 and onto the A737 and into the outskirts of Johnstone . My son unfolded the directions , so carefully written and sent from the middle of the North Sea and began to read them out to me ,
" Enter Johnstone and you will see a pub called , whatever , on the right ......"
Ok , we all looked for the pub .....nothing . Plenty of pubs but none with the correct name . I drove a bit further ......still nothing . Ok , read the next bit ,
" Turn right at the church ,"
Hmmmm, well a church , in Scotland , is a fairly easy thing to find . There seems to be at least 6 on every street and they all look pretty similar , so that was not really very helpful , but we bravely ploughed on . The directions went on in a similar , very ambiguous , non-specific manner , but we followed them as best we could , zig-zagging across the town for about 20mins until we finally ended up in a row of back-street garages . At this point I was almost suicidal . I had two restless Afghans , one bilious daughter , and a son who was being yelled at because I was so stressed .
We stopped beside the row of garages and I grabbed the bloody directions , tore them into a dozen pieces and flung them out of the window . Sorry Johnstone !! Then I decided to trust my own instincts .
We were horribly lost and I had no idea if we were even on the right side of town , but I sat and calmed down and thought ,
" If I was a town planner , where would I put a Community Centre ?"
Then I started the car and drove first right and then next left and there in front of me was a car with dogs in the back ! I took a deep breath and decided to follow this car. For all I knew they were on their way to a park for a walk , but they could also be going to the show . I had nothing to lose , if I didn't find the venue soon I would miss the classes so to heck with it .
I followed the car as it wended its way down road after road , I was Steve McQueen in 'Bullitt' ! Then , suddenly the driver indicated left and pulled onto the drive of a large house . I lost the will to live and wanted to cry with frustration , but I was still watching the people we had followed and they were getting out of the car and walking up the road with their dogs instead of going into the house . Why were they doing that , I wondered and then my son shouted ,
" Look there , Mum . Is that it ?"
And , oh yes, just a few yards away , was a large building and car park full of cars and lots and lots of dogs . Dogs on leads , dogs in crates , show dogs excitedly pulling their owners towards the Community Centre !! Salvation !!
I parked the car in the only available space and my son poured me a coffee from the flask. I held it with shaking hands and vowed to never ever again come to blooming Johnstone .
Incidentally , Tarquin actually won his class and went Reserve Best of Breed , although he did do a few cartwheels and jumped over my shoulders .
Our beautiful black and silver Cleo won Best of Breed and went on to be Best in Show !!
Monday, 21 November 2011
Countdown Word Challenge Number 11
The week seems to have flown by and here we are at Monday again . How does that happen ? So my regular readers (all three of you !!) will realise that it's time for Matt's Word Game !
Lets have a little look at the words for this week ;
POINTER , CHASED , SOONER , PLEATING , MALTED , LIGATED , CREEP , ROUNDED , GLOVE , SEATING , LEAFY.
If any of you would like to have a go you can find the rules and words on Matts blog page http://miblodelcarpio.blog.co.uk/ . So without further ado here goes ............................
Trouble.
I knew the day was going to go badly, it would be like pleating gravy . Everything I had planned was going to fall apart and sooner or later the shit would hit the fan . This was the biggest , most high profile , event I had ever organised and I knew I had done an amazing job .
I had finally arranged the seating and chased up the specially requested , exotic blooms from the Phillipines . I had made sure that the pearl white , monogrammed balloons had all been secured , tied , ligated ,whatever you care to call it , to the huge silver arch , beneath which the bride and groom would stand . The special , romantic arbour where they would hold hands and make their vows and kiss .
I had rounded up the most talented orchestra and given them the long list of requests , the brides favourite tunes and the special arrangement of the 'first dance'.
I had booked the most fashionable caterers and risked the chefs disapproving stare when I gave him the recipe for the special malted dessert , apparently a favourite of the brides mother !
I had even given the waiting staff a pointer or two about etiquette and made sure that every uniform , from hat to apron to glove was perfect .
This wedding was going to be legendary in its beauty of design and decor , its leafy , rose- petal strewn, crystal sparkling , fairy- lit , pink -cloud filled perfection .
So why was I so worried ? What on earth could possibly creep in to spoil such careful planning , such meticulous arrangements ? The bride and her formidable mother would be here in an hour to inspect the room and give me the praise I so richly deserved .
However , when they arrived , I would be sitting in a soft topped sports car , hurtling towards Gretna Green with the groom !!!
Lets have a little look at the words for this week ;
POINTER , CHASED , SOONER , PLEATING , MALTED , LIGATED , CREEP , ROUNDED , GLOVE , SEATING , LEAFY.
If any of you would like to have a go you can find the rules and words on Matts blog page http://miblodelcarpio.blog.co.uk/ . So without further ado here goes ............................
Trouble.
I knew the day was going to go badly, it would be like pleating gravy . Everything I had planned was going to fall apart and sooner or later the shit would hit the fan . This was the biggest , most high profile , event I had ever organised and I knew I had done an amazing job .
I had finally arranged the seating and chased up the specially requested , exotic blooms from the Phillipines . I had made sure that the pearl white , monogrammed balloons had all been secured , tied , ligated ,whatever you care to call it , to the huge silver arch , beneath which the bride and groom would stand . The special , romantic arbour where they would hold hands and make their vows and kiss .
I had rounded up the most talented orchestra and given them the long list of requests , the brides favourite tunes and the special arrangement of the 'first dance'.
I had booked the most fashionable caterers and risked the chefs disapproving stare when I gave him the recipe for the special malted dessert , apparently a favourite of the brides mother !
I had even given the waiting staff a pointer or two about etiquette and made sure that every uniform , from hat to apron to glove was perfect .
This wedding was going to be legendary in its beauty of design and decor , its leafy , rose- petal strewn, crystal sparkling , fairy- lit , pink -cloud filled perfection .
So why was I so worried ? What on earth could possibly creep in to spoil such careful planning , such meticulous arrangements ? The bride and her formidable mother would be here in an hour to inspect the room and give me the praise I so richly deserved .
However , when they arrived , I would be sitting in a soft topped sports car , hurtling towards Gretna Green with the groom !!!
Tuesday, 15 November 2011
Countdown Word Challenge Number 10
I'm sure you are all familiar with Matt's Word game by now , but if you have been to deepest , darkest Peru or somewhere equally remote , and have missed all my other entries , the details and rules can be found on Matt's blog page at ; http://miblodelcarpio.blog.co.uk/ .
Well here are the words that must be included today ;
BESIDE , SLANT , SOPPIER , CLEARED , TAUNT , LEAVES , REMAINS , ROOMS , AVERT , FOUND .
Paperchains and Tinsel .
Round about this time of year my thoughts always turn to Christmas and this year is no exception .
I have always been soppier and more sentimental than the average person and so the Season appeals to my romantic side and I have always loved Christmas time .
The shops are already full of all the modern requirements for todays idea of Christmas . All neatly packaged in shining boxes . Everything is 'all singing , all dancing ', with bells and whistles and readymade splendour . Plastic trees and drip-dry baubles and fibre optic lights . Some trees even come ready decorated , all you have to do is stand it in an appropriate place and 'voila ' ... instant Christmas !!
But I hanker after a more innocent age . I have been chatting recently , via the wonderful BlackBerry Messenger , with my dear friend Lucy Greenfield and we found ourselves reminiscing about the old Christmases of our youth .
Nowadays , my taste in Christmas decor tends to be understated elegance . All garlands of holly leaves and red satin ribbon and artfully wrapped , colour co-ordinated gifts beside a perfect tree dressed in tiny white pea-lights and silver baubles . Nothing garish , no clashing colours , all maybe a little too contrived . I insist on doing it on my own , no children allowed , the effect is everything .
But the Christmases of my youth , especially the ones when I was 10 to 12 yrs old , were full of homemade , homespun joy .
At the beginning of December we would begin the preparations . The main sitting room would be cleared in readiness for the decorations and the all important tree . We children would sit for hours making long paperchains from ready cut strips of coloured paper . These strips had adhesive at one end , which we would lick and link together to form garlands , which were then hung from the picture rails in all the rooms . It was quite a competitive exercise and my siblings would taunt each other , claiming that their chain was the longest and there was much playful pushing and shoving and frantic measuring ! We hung garish paper baubles and bells from the ceiling and put tinsel around all the pictures on the walls . Every table and window sill and mantlepiece held painted ornaments and faded ribbons and wooden Nativity scenes with 3 legged sheep and Magi with missing heads and every wall had strings of bright Christmas cards from all over the country .
And then there was the tree ! On Christmas Eve we all waited , full of excited anticipation as father brought in the best he could find in the local market . Dense and green with that glorious , unmistakeable 'pine tree' aroma of deep woods and fresh air and Christmas !! It was always far too big and we squealed with delight as it was put in its bucket of soil and placed in a corner of the room . Then out came the huge , dusty box of decorations , which had been sleeping up in the loft all year . Decorations that had been collected over the years and handed down from generation to generation and added to piece by precious piece , all full of memories . Decorations made from china and wood and real glass , not much in the way of unbreakable plastic in those days , all carefully wrapped in tissue and bits of the 'Times' . Sparkling orbs and silver bells . Strings of beads and little Santas and angels and rocking horses and Nutcracker princes . And tinsel , masses and masses of multicoloured tinsel .
We children piled it on until there was barely a bit of green pine needle to be seen and then the remains of the decorations were spread around the crepe-paper covered bucket at the base of the tree. Finally , the fairy for the top !! As the eldest , I was given the honour and I balanced precariously on a side table so that I could reach the top of the tree . My mother always had to avert her gaze as I stood on one leg and stretched and the table almost toppled as I placed the sequin-covered vision on the top branch , usually at a jaunty slant. Then we would all stand back and admire our handiwork . The lopsided , haphazard way it had been decorated only seemed to make the whole thing more charming , more in the spirit of the Season.
As I think about it now , I have decided to break with my habitual routine and allow my grand children to help this year and as we decorate the tree I shall be remembering those Christmases so long ago , with all of us working together , as a family , in harmony , rivalries forgotten . Singing Carols as we hung the baubles from the branches . Giggling and dreaming , safe and loved . Isn't that really what Christmas is all about ?
Well here are the words that must be included today ;
BESIDE , SLANT , SOPPIER , CLEARED , TAUNT , LEAVES , REMAINS , ROOMS , AVERT , FOUND .
Paperchains and Tinsel .
Round about this time of year my thoughts always turn to Christmas and this year is no exception .
I have always been soppier and more sentimental than the average person and so the Season appeals to my romantic side and I have always loved Christmas time .
The shops are already full of all the modern requirements for todays idea of Christmas . All neatly packaged in shining boxes . Everything is 'all singing , all dancing ', with bells and whistles and readymade splendour . Plastic trees and drip-dry baubles and fibre optic lights . Some trees even come ready decorated , all you have to do is stand it in an appropriate place and 'voila ' ... instant Christmas !!
But I hanker after a more innocent age . I have been chatting recently , via the wonderful BlackBerry Messenger , with my dear friend Lucy Greenfield and we found ourselves reminiscing about the old Christmases of our youth .
Nowadays , my taste in Christmas decor tends to be understated elegance . All garlands of holly leaves and red satin ribbon and artfully wrapped , colour co-ordinated gifts beside a perfect tree dressed in tiny white pea-lights and silver baubles . Nothing garish , no clashing colours , all maybe a little too contrived . I insist on doing it on my own , no children allowed , the effect is everything .
But the Christmases of my youth , especially the ones when I was 10 to 12 yrs old , were full of homemade , homespun joy .
At the beginning of December we would begin the preparations . The main sitting room would be cleared in readiness for the decorations and the all important tree . We children would sit for hours making long paperchains from ready cut strips of coloured paper . These strips had adhesive at one end , which we would lick and link together to form garlands , which were then hung from the picture rails in all the rooms . It was quite a competitive exercise and my siblings would taunt each other , claiming that their chain was the longest and there was much playful pushing and shoving and frantic measuring ! We hung garish paper baubles and bells from the ceiling and put tinsel around all the pictures on the walls . Every table and window sill and mantlepiece held painted ornaments and faded ribbons and wooden Nativity scenes with 3 legged sheep and Magi with missing heads and every wall had strings of bright Christmas cards from all over the country .
And then there was the tree ! On Christmas Eve we all waited , full of excited anticipation as father brought in the best he could find in the local market . Dense and green with that glorious , unmistakeable 'pine tree' aroma of deep woods and fresh air and Christmas !! It was always far too big and we squealed with delight as it was put in its bucket of soil and placed in a corner of the room . Then out came the huge , dusty box of decorations , which had been sleeping up in the loft all year . Decorations that had been collected over the years and handed down from generation to generation and added to piece by precious piece , all full of memories . Decorations made from china and wood and real glass , not much in the way of unbreakable plastic in those days , all carefully wrapped in tissue and bits of the 'Times' . Sparkling orbs and silver bells . Strings of beads and little Santas and angels and rocking horses and Nutcracker princes . And tinsel , masses and masses of multicoloured tinsel .
We children piled it on until there was barely a bit of green pine needle to be seen and then the remains of the decorations were spread around the crepe-paper covered bucket at the base of the tree. Finally , the fairy for the top !! As the eldest , I was given the honour and I balanced precariously on a side table so that I could reach the top of the tree . My mother always had to avert her gaze as I stood on one leg and stretched and the table almost toppled as I placed the sequin-covered vision on the top branch , usually at a jaunty slant. Then we would all stand back and admire our handiwork . The lopsided , haphazard way it had been decorated only seemed to make the whole thing more charming , more in the spirit of the Season.
As I think about it now , I have decided to break with my habitual routine and allow my grand children to help this year and as we decorate the tree I shall be remembering those Christmases so long ago , with all of us working together , as a family , in harmony , rivalries forgotten . Singing Carols as we hung the baubles from the branches . Giggling and dreaming , safe and loved . Isn't that really what Christmas is all about ?
Sunday, 13 November 2011
Freewriting Exercise.
The following will probably be a load of gobbledegook as I am attempting 'freewriting' . you will probably be wise to Google it as that will explain it far better . I am trying to type carefully as I have painted my nails , well not painted them , obviously as that would be silly . No what I mean is I have put nail varnish on them . I dont usually call it nail varnish I generally call it nail polish but thats silly too . Well what was I thinking about , oh yes I was thinking about nail colours this one is called black cherry chutney . Oh chutney , I used to make a green tomato chutney years ago , that was when I used to do crazy things like pickle peaches and make damson jam and be a proper domesticated housewife. Or at least try as domesticity doesnt really sit well on my shoulders and I always feel as though I am just playing the part like in those old Andy Williams Christmas shows years ago when everyone was smiling and mother would appear with a huge plate of homemade mince pies , not a Mr Kipling box in sight . and if mince pies are so blooming marvellous how come we dont have them the rest of the year . Same goes for the cake too really . all this sounds as though I dont like Christmas , well actually i love it and look forward to it for weeks . I suppose I always hope that this year it will be different and I actually manage to achieve the sort of Christmas portrayed in those Andy Williams shows , with log fires and robins , no not robins as I am afraid of birds , so shall we just have cardboard robins on yule logs , oh and carol singers that sing the whole carol and not just two words and then rattle the letterbox or ring the bell and stand with hands out waiting for a pound coin . I am really rotten and make them sing at least one verse and the chorus , that deters the buggers . Now where was I , oh yes , the perfect Christmas with no Mother-in-law complaining that the sprouts are too hard and the kids squabbling over the latest video game and grandad getting drunk and insulting the next door neighbours new wooly pully . I never manage to create the scene that is in my mind and every year I promise that next year it will be better . My family moan at me and say I am a perfectionist but Im not , I just like things to be perfect hahaha . And this nail polish will get chipped if Im not careful and oh yes thats what I was talking about , I like OPI polishes best . They do this really fabulous colour called 'Im not really a waitress' and I was going to put that on but Ive had the damn stuff for 2 years at least now and there is only a little bit left in the bottle and its gone all sort of gloopy and sticky , I suppose that I should buy some more or maybe wait and see if some kind soul buys me some for christmas . But we are not going over all that again are we , Surely thats the 10 minutes now and there the fireworks have just started up , I wonder what for this time . Its past Eid now isnt it . Maybe its someones birthday . I dont like fireworks , they frighten me but I have blogged about that on my Hallowe'en blog . You know I think I am paying too much attention to punctuation and stuff , I am trying not to correct any typos but I find myself doing it before I even realise Ive done it . I shall have to read some more of Matts freewrites, he is the expert . When I tell him I have started doing this he will probably laugh and say Im mad ! lol There I go with twitter-speak , its a wonder I dont say 'hashtag' before I make a statement . It really takes over your life . I am finding this freewrite strangely liberating , actually thats probably the whole idea and , aha thats 10 minutes now . Shame really !
Saturday, 12 November 2011
The Dream Team.
I'm afraid I have neglected my dog related blog posts recently . I rather felt you may all have had an overdose of sentimentality and canine capers with my 'blogathon' during the Pedigree Adoption Drive Campaign .
However , it seems that enough is never too much for some of you and so , due to popular demand , here I am again . I thought I would do a serious post and share my first experience of the joys and pitfalls of ' Having a Litter '.
I do not believe in churning out puppies. Good homes are difficult to find and Afghan Hounds are not the easiest of dogs and so we made the decision to only have a litter when we particularly wanted a puppy ourselves . Therefore we have only ever had two litters of Afghan puppies and three litters of Maltese . This is the story of our first Afghan litter , which turned out to be something of a baptism of fire .
We tried three times to have puppies from our beautiful black and silver showdog , Cleo , but each time we were unsuccessful and we just couldn't go through the trauma again . Perhaps one day I will share the story , but it is sad and very upsetting and maybe better left in the past.
After the heartache with dear Cleo we almost gave up, but friends persuaded us to carry on and so we decided to mate our lovely cream coloured Sophie to the stunning silver brindle Joe .
You would have thought that , as we owned both the dog and the bitch , this would have been an easy task . Unfortunately , nothing is ever simple , dogs don't read reference books and mine have rarely behaved in any way that could be called 'normal' ...... whatever 'normal' is !
We tried every day from the ninth day of Sophies season and every day the two dogs either completely ignored each other or tried to kill each other . Sophie was always particularly fiesty and was determined to kill either us or Joe and I don't think she cared which !
Bitches are in season for approximately 21 days and are usually mated successfully somewhere in the middle of that time and so you can imagine that I had given up all hope as I let the dogs out to play on the morning of the 21st day . It was January and very cold and the damn hose was frozen and so I had to carry buckets of water to fill up the dogs bowls . I was busy doing this and cursing the fact that icy water was slopping out of the buckets and freezing on my legs and I was so cold that I couldn't feel my fingers , when I noticed Joe and Sophie getting quite amorous . I screamed out for help and , with much slipping and sliding on the icy ground , we managed to get the dogs as far as the garage before the inevitable happened . I will leave the rest to your imagination , but suffice to say , I didn't hold out any hope for a successful conclusion to this union.
Bitches are pregnant for 9 weeks and during the first 4 to 5 weeks they don't really give much indication of any change to their bodies. Sophie was more or less the same as usual apart from the fact that she suddenly rejected all food ...... I mean everything ! Of course , I tried all the tricks and tips I knew . Afghan Hounds are notoriously difficult to feed , preferring to starve themselves and worry their poor owners to distraction . They have only been domesticated since the early 1900s and so are still very wild , and in the wild they would not neccessarily eat every day . Vets have always said , " Oh, they will eat eventually, no dog will starve itself " Well all I have to say to that is , " You have clearly never owned an Afghan !"
So, because of the refusal to eat , we needed to know if Sophie was ,in fact, having pups . With this in mind we set off to our wonderful vet Jill and requested an ultra-sound scan and there on the screen was the evidence .... Sophie was indeed pregnant and it was estimated that there were about 4 puppies ! We were astounded , shocked and excited all at once . Wonderful !!
It became a matter of urgency to get Sophie eating if she was to give birth to healthy pups without damaging her own health .Luckily I hit on the very thing to tempt her when I was cooking a chicken for dinner . She started to show great interest in the roast chicken and so for 4 weeks Sophie had a whole roast chicken every day . But of course it was not that simple , oh no ! It had to be straight out of the oven , piping hot , burning my fingers as I cut it into pieces for her . I tried cooking two at once to save time and reheated the second one the next day , but this was rejected with a sneer and a look that would have frozen boiling water !
The preparations began . Ian made a super whelping box and I collected blankets and towels and surgical equipment , the study was emptied and made ready for 'D' day ; or should that be 'P' day ? My friend Cheryl , in Birmingham , phoned daily and as she had some experience with litters of puppies , a 'hot-line' was set up . No-one was better prepared , or so we thought !
The fateful day arrived , Sophie began to pant and look anxious , it was Saturday the 28th March , would we end the day with 4 lovely puppies ? I was nervous and excited , I had devoured every book I could find on the subject and everything was ready . And so it began !
Ian proved to be absolutely marvellous , especially when things were a little tricky and eventually the first puppy arrived at 1pm , a dog weighing 1lb 2oz . We rubbed him with a towel and examined him and put him with Mum , who licked him and nuzzled him and looked smug .
After that it went ..... 2,20 , a bitch. 2,45 , a dog. Another dog at 3,30, then a pause in the proceedings while we caught our breath and looked at the babies . Three dogs and a bitch , wonderful ! But I felt Sophies abdomen and thought I could still feel something , oh maybe there were 5 puppies instead of 4 ; no problem .
At 4,25 came a bitch , followed swiftly at 4,45 by another wee girl ...... Ok , can we stop now ? But, no ! We had a dog at 6.30 and another two dogs at 7.00 and 10.00pm. Surely that was it , Sophie settled down and we cleaned up and tidied the room and even managed to get her to leave the sleeping pups long enough to stretch her legs and spend a penny and eat her piping hot roast chicken .
By now it was 1,30 on Sunday morning and we were exhausted . I decided to stay with Sophie and the pups , to make sure everything was well and that she didn't accidentally lie on one . Then suddenly she gave out a little whimper and at 2.00 am the last dog arrived . Ten puppies , oh my goodness, we were overwhelmed .We realised we would have to supplement the feeding and rotate the pups , 10 is an awful lot for one bitch to feed properly. Ah, but we would manage , feeding one or two pups will be no problem !
Well, next day all the puppies were making a most unhappy noise , we couldn't get them to suckle and poor Sophie was becoming really distressed . Jill , the vet, visited to check everything was OK . She praised our 'maternity' ward , was pleased with the size and health of all the pups , in admiration of our midwifery skills, but expressed concern over Sophies milk supply , perhaps it would appear soon .
Oh no , dear reader, no such luck . Lovely Sophie was a diligent mother , washing the pups and snuggling up to them to keep them warm and give them comfort , but , she had NO milk. That meant only one thing . If the pups were to survive we would have to feed them with bottles , every two hours for the next three weeks until they could lap by themselves ! This was a huge commitment .
A mattress was dragged into the study and so began the marathon undertaking . For three weeks I slept in the study with the pups and Ian and I took it in turns to stay awake with them . The room was heated to almost tropical temperatures to ensure they used no energy keeping warm . I became expert at feeding pups with a baby bottle . A skill that has stayed with me and proved quite useful in helping other people in similar situations . I found the best way was to stretch the pup out along my arm so that there was less chance of choking . However, this meant that my arm was continually scratched by the razor sharp claws as they 'kneaded ' with their little legs.
My days became a constant round of puppy feeding and trying to catch some sleep . Ian and I rarely saw each other and I don't think I ventured outside that room for days on end , other than to shower etc. Ian and the kids did all the other chores and shopping and such and the pups thrived , as I grew more and more exhausted . Then fate dealt another blow . The special powdered milk became difficult to obtain locally , we were using it by the tubful every day as the pups drank more and more . We tried an alternative but the pups refused anything but the original . Panic ! Luckily , Cheryl was friendly with the manufacturers and so salvation came in the form of Dugdales wonderful Area Manager , Mike , who ferried huge tubs of 'Instalac' across the Pennines . Our knight in shining armour ! In fact the pups became the subject of an advertising campaign in Dugdales newsletter .
The puppies continued to thrive , as you can see from the photographs , and we began weaning at 3 weeks , which is early but under the circumstances was vital for my sanity !!
We nicknamed them the 'Dream Team ' and all of their registered names had the word 'dream' included i.e.;
' Dream Warrior' , 'Perchance to Dream' , ' Dream Machine ' etc.,. This was because we had always dreamt of having them , but when they arrived we had no time to dream !
The puppies grew strong and healthy and beautiful and all went on to have wonderful homes . Some went into the show ring , with great success . .Our young daughter , Louisa , chose a lovely silver brindle , Fletch , who had a very successful show career , gaining his Junior Warrant and many other accolades . Some went to racing homes and had great fun at the Afghan race events and a couple went to loving pet homes . They all became an important and much loved part of their respective families and no breeder can ask for more than that . We still receive Christmas cards from their owners even though the dogs themselves have sadly gone to the Rainbow Bridge . I still remember each and every one and will always be proud of them .
I would like to be able to tell you that our second litter was easier , however, we had 13 puppies the next time....................................................
Monday, 7 November 2011
Countdown Word Challenge Number 9
Well lovely readers , its that time again ! Time for another word game . As you all surely know by now , this is the invention of my friend Matt and you will find all the details on his blog page http://miblodelcarpio.blog.co.uk/ .
So , without further ado , lets look at the words ;
MIDGES , DETAIL , PARTIES , FUSION , CADGES , RELAX , ROASTED , HIVE , BATTLES , LOOTED , HOARD .
The usual mixed bunch but , here goes ;
A Suitable Case.
I have never been much of a gambler . Well , not for real money . Oh, the odd game of 'Strip Poker ' at parties when I was young and reckless and didn't give a damn , The occasional flutter on the Grand National ...... well everyone does that ! Even Monopoly , with the kids . Hopping round the board as a 'boot' or a 'top-hat ' and getting roasted everytime ! But surely that doesn't count ?
Even when we went to Las Vegas , I spent the days sightseeing . Sniggering at the silly outfits of the tourists and the fake 'Elvis' at the Graceland Wedding Chapel . Taking helicopter rides over the Grand Canyon or hanging around the pool at the Bellagio , trying to relax and swatting the midges. And my evenings were spent watching Tony Bennett or Billy Joel while the others gambled their life savings away at the casinos .
But when Mr. Murdoch began carrying a large briefcase in to work , the speculation was wild . It was a huge affair too , not one of those slim, hard bodied cases that are all chrome and flash . No, this was a glorious old , well worn , leather one . One of those capacious bags that opens like an accordion , with buckles and straps and lovely stitching detail . The sort of bag that has such a wonderful scent , the same luxurious aroma that fills the air at Louis Vuitton .
Mr. Murdoch was a curmudgeonly cove , whose default expression was a severe frown and he kept himself to himself . The sort of chap who frightens small children with his steely gaze , just like the Child Catcher in 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang '.
Office juniors quaked in fear when he did his rounds , tutting and scowling at any file not 'filed' , any untidy desk or vacant chair . Not for him the morning 'water-cooler' moment , or the sneaky 'Twitter' fix on the office computer.
Every morning at exactly 9 am , he would stride in , wearing his old Burberry overcoat , hands in his pockets , looking like a fusion of Ebeneezer Scrooge and Fagin . Then he'd go straight to his office , like a bee to its hive and start work on his computer .
But , the day he turned up with that huge briefcase , clutching it carefully to his chest, we all stared in amazement ....... this was something new .
Lucy said he probably had a hoard of coins in it ,stuff he had looted from some poor widow . We laughed and wondered if that could be true . But surely he wouldn't bring it to work ?
Thats when Matt had the idea of taking bets . He was always the smart one in the office , the IT whizz kid , and he knew every way of making a fast buck , but we always fell for it . Soon we were coming up with all these wild ideas about the contents of Murdochs case . Its amazing what a group of supposedly intelligent people will do , just to relieve the boredom of office life !
I thought maybe it was his sandwiches but, as Lucy pointed out , he always ate his lunch in the canteen . so that was out .
The ideas got wilder .Someone suggested toy soldiers for one of those war games , You know the sort , where you fight ancient battles . But surely Murdoch was too miserable for that ? What about ladies underwear ? Perhaps he was a cross-dresser ? John said he had suspected that all along and swore he had seen the glimpse of a silken stocking beneath Murdochs tweed trouser leg .
Well this went on for two weeks . Everyday Murdoch would creep furtively in with his bulging briefcase and slip swiftly into his office and then close the door firmly .. The whole office block was involved in the betting and the person who guessed correctly stood to win a pretty penny and Matt was set to make plenty too . Even mean old Pete had a bet . He usually cadges money from me but this time he actually put his hand in his own pocket ........ I wish I'd had a bet on that !!
Anyway , soon everyone had made their wagers and we were wondering how to resolve it , how to find out what was actually in the flipping briefcase. Murdoch never left his room and we had no reason to enter and sneak a peek . Then , suddenly Murdochs door opened just a little and his head poked round and he called to me
"Rosie , could you spare a moment please ?"
Well, as you can imagine , everyone looked at me and willed me to go . Matt whispered ,
"Try and look in the briefcase , but be careful , it could be anything ! Maybe a bomb ! "
Thats how ridiculous it had become , everyone was so tense .
So, anyway , I sort of smiled ; well it came out as more of a grimace . Then ,crossing my fingers behind my back , I slipped through the half open door and into Murdochs office . The leather briefcase was lying on its side on the large , neat desk . It was completely empty . I stepped forward slowly and there on the floor was a heavily pregnant cat , sitting on a fleecy blanket and looking up at me pitifully. Murdoch glanced at me shyly and muttered ,
" She's just about to have her kittens and I'm really at a loss what to do. I've been smuggling her into work for the past two weeks , I don't think anyone has noticed . I just didn't want to leave her on her own . You know about animals , would you mind helping ?"
Six kittens later, Murdoch and I were the best of friends . And Matt was considerably richer .
So , without further ado , lets look at the words ;
MIDGES , DETAIL , PARTIES , FUSION , CADGES , RELAX , ROASTED , HIVE , BATTLES , LOOTED , HOARD .
The usual mixed bunch but , here goes ;
A Suitable Case.
I have never been much of a gambler . Well , not for real money . Oh, the odd game of 'Strip Poker ' at parties when I was young and reckless and didn't give a damn , The occasional flutter on the Grand National ...... well everyone does that ! Even Monopoly , with the kids . Hopping round the board as a 'boot' or a 'top-hat ' and getting roasted everytime ! But surely that doesn't count ?
Even when we went to Las Vegas , I spent the days sightseeing . Sniggering at the silly outfits of the tourists and the fake 'Elvis' at the Graceland Wedding Chapel . Taking helicopter rides over the Grand Canyon or hanging around the pool at the Bellagio , trying to relax and swatting the midges. And my evenings were spent watching Tony Bennett or Billy Joel while the others gambled their life savings away at the casinos .
But when Mr. Murdoch began carrying a large briefcase in to work , the speculation was wild . It was a huge affair too , not one of those slim, hard bodied cases that are all chrome and flash . No, this was a glorious old , well worn , leather one . One of those capacious bags that opens like an accordion , with buckles and straps and lovely stitching detail . The sort of bag that has such a wonderful scent , the same luxurious aroma that fills the air at Louis Vuitton .
Mr. Murdoch was a curmudgeonly cove , whose default expression was a severe frown and he kept himself to himself . The sort of chap who frightens small children with his steely gaze , just like the Child Catcher in 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang '.
Office juniors quaked in fear when he did his rounds , tutting and scowling at any file not 'filed' , any untidy desk or vacant chair . Not for him the morning 'water-cooler' moment , or the sneaky 'Twitter' fix on the office computer.
Every morning at exactly 9 am , he would stride in , wearing his old Burberry overcoat , hands in his pockets , looking like a fusion of Ebeneezer Scrooge and Fagin . Then he'd go straight to his office , like a bee to its hive and start work on his computer .
But , the day he turned up with that huge briefcase , clutching it carefully to his chest, we all stared in amazement ....... this was something new .
Lucy said he probably had a hoard of coins in it ,stuff he had looted from some poor widow . We laughed and wondered if that could be true . But surely he wouldn't bring it to work ?
Thats when Matt had the idea of taking bets . He was always the smart one in the office , the IT whizz kid , and he knew every way of making a fast buck , but we always fell for it . Soon we were coming up with all these wild ideas about the contents of Murdochs case . Its amazing what a group of supposedly intelligent people will do , just to relieve the boredom of office life !
I thought maybe it was his sandwiches but, as Lucy pointed out , he always ate his lunch in the canteen . so that was out .
The ideas got wilder .Someone suggested toy soldiers for one of those war games , You know the sort , where you fight ancient battles . But surely Murdoch was too miserable for that ? What about ladies underwear ? Perhaps he was a cross-dresser ? John said he had suspected that all along and swore he had seen the glimpse of a silken stocking beneath Murdochs tweed trouser leg .
Well this went on for two weeks . Everyday Murdoch would creep furtively in with his bulging briefcase and slip swiftly into his office and then close the door firmly .. The whole office block was involved in the betting and the person who guessed correctly stood to win a pretty penny and Matt was set to make plenty too . Even mean old Pete had a bet . He usually cadges money from me but this time he actually put his hand in his own pocket ........ I wish I'd had a bet on that !!
Anyway , soon everyone had made their wagers and we were wondering how to resolve it , how to find out what was actually in the flipping briefcase. Murdoch never left his room and we had no reason to enter and sneak a peek . Then , suddenly Murdochs door opened just a little and his head poked round and he called to me
"Rosie , could you spare a moment please ?"
Well, as you can imagine , everyone looked at me and willed me to go . Matt whispered ,
"Try and look in the briefcase , but be careful , it could be anything ! Maybe a bomb ! "
Thats how ridiculous it had become , everyone was so tense .
So, anyway , I sort of smiled ; well it came out as more of a grimace . Then ,crossing my fingers behind my back , I slipped through the half open door and into Murdochs office . The leather briefcase was lying on its side on the large , neat desk . It was completely empty . I stepped forward slowly and there on the floor was a heavily pregnant cat , sitting on a fleecy blanket and looking up at me pitifully. Murdoch glanced at me shyly and muttered ,
" She's just about to have her kittens and I'm really at a loss what to do. I've been smuggling her into work for the past two weeks , I don't think anyone has noticed . I just didn't want to leave her on her own . You know about animals , would you mind helping ?"
Six kittens later, Murdoch and I were the best of friends . And Matt was considerably richer .
Thursday, 3 November 2011
Reasons to be Cheerful Part 6
It's been a while since I wrote a 'Glad list' . I have been so busy . Time seems to pass so quickly and I find myself paddling furiously just to keep my place in the stream . As I am generally a happy person and my glass is always half full , I have been thinking hard about my subject for this blog entry.
Family and close friends are naturally a source of great happiness . They are a constant in an ever changing world and I am infinitely grateful for their love and support . My wonderful grand children bring me great joy and help to keep me young at heart.
I am lucky enough to live in a beautiful part of the country , with endless vistas of rolling hills and wild moorland , where I can walk in glorious solitude ; places that restore my soul .
I live in comfort and have enough food to eat and enough warmth when it is cold . I am blessed with good fortune .
I have wonderful canine companions , who love me unconditionally and give far more than they take .
Fabulous Twitter pals , always there with a witty comment or a supportive 'virtual' hug .
I have happy memories and few regrets . I am the most fortunate of women .
But even more important than all the above , I have my health ! I am fit and healthy and I am well aware of others less fortunate than myself . People who live with illness or disability on a daily basis . I have such admiration for the brave souls who take it all in their stride and cope with dreadful diseases and sickness and remain so cheerful . There but for higher intervention go all of us .
And so , today , my main reason to be cheerful is the fact that I am healthy and able to enjoy to the full this beautiful World of ours .
Here is my short list of the other things that have made me happy recently ;
Late Autumn sunshine ,
Email ,
Dark nights,
BlackBerry messenger ,
Lucy and Matt ,
Natural yoghurt ,
Looking forward to the future .
I hope you are still making your own lists and finding at least one thing to be glad about , however small . We all deserve that ! Have a wonderful day !!
Family and close friends are naturally a source of great happiness . They are a constant in an ever changing world and I am infinitely grateful for their love and support . My wonderful grand children bring me great joy and help to keep me young at heart.
I am lucky enough to live in a beautiful part of the country , with endless vistas of rolling hills and wild moorland , where I can walk in glorious solitude ; places that restore my soul .
I live in comfort and have enough food to eat and enough warmth when it is cold . I am blessed with good fortune .
I have wonderful canine companions , who love me unconditionally and give far more than they take .
Fabulous Twitter pals , always there with a witty comment or a supportive 'virtual' hug .
I have happy memories and few regrets . I am the most fortunate of women .
But even more important than all the above , I have my health ! I am fit and healthy and I am well aware of others less fortunate than myself . People who live with illness or disability on a daily basis . I have such admiration for the brave souls who take it all in their stride and cope with dreadful diseases and sickness and remain so cheerful . There but for higher intervention go all of us .
And so , today , my main reason to be cheerful is the fact that I am healthy and able to enjoy to the full this beautiful World of ours .
Here is my short list of the other things that have made me happy recently ;
Late Autumn sunshine ,
Email ,
Dark nights,
BlackBerry messenger ,
Lucy and Matt ,
Natural yoghurt ,
Looking forward to the future .
I hope you are still making your own lists and finding at least one thing to be glad about , however small . We all deserve that ! Have a wonderful day !!
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